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Hi, my name is Rohan Allen Rivers and this is my weblog. I summer and winter in Washington, DC with my mother, father and aunt Sharon (my mommy's sister). In addition to taking care of me, my mommy is a civil rights attorney and she plans to have me well versed on all civil rights issues before I start daycare. My daddy is a first year surgical resident at Howard University Hospital. I like to keep him up at night when he is home so he doesn't miss being in the hospital. My uncle Stan (my mommy's brother) helped my daddy create this site for me (the check is in the mail uncle Stan!). My uncle Stan, aunt Emma and my cousin Tristyn live in Brooklyn, NY. Tristyn has a cool website as well. When you visit his site you'll see that good looks run in the family. I also have a number of adopted aunts, uncles, and cousins, all of whom you will meet on my weblog. Since I can't type, I will use my daddy's hands and the keyboard like a Ouija board to post my comments.

My cousin Tristyn and I are in negotiations with a number of television networks to create the new version of the Simple Life. It will be part Simple Life and part Amazing Race as we will make our way around India doing odd jobs and making guest appearances in Hindi films.

For now, feel free to visit my weblog, view my pictures and watch the shenanigans that ensue. Welcome!
- Rohan

Interests

Drinking milk. Sleeping. Pooping. Crying. Repeating the above several times a day. Oh yeah, and being cute.